Yes: he had ice. Yes: he had coffee. But God help you if you asked for Iced Coffee...
"... but I had bread." Sometimes, Basilio had better things to do than to actually serve customers. Like hang out with them. First things first, after all.
But it was a two-way street. If your kids needed watching -- Basilio might just do a little impromptu childcare.
"...I say *@#$ you." Caffe Latte has lots of good stuff. If it's not on the menu, then you can look elsewhere. Did we mention Cash Only?
No one was more loyal than Basilio. Getting on his wrong side, on the other hand, could be troublesome.
It's probably fair to say that Basilio was generally more attentive to women customers than to men.
Basilio would always get to your order; but on his time, not necessarily yours. It was worth the wait.
"No. Because I'm not going to make you a sandwich."
"You haven't paid for it yet, so it's still MY coffee."
"The good one is for your wife."
We have to say this, but we're not going to do anything we the data.