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A few stories we like...

"We don't served iced coffee"

"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

"I told him we didn't have any bread..."

Yes: he had ice. Yes: he had coffee. But God help you if you asked for Iced Coffee...

"I told him we didn't have any bread..."

"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

"I told him we didn't have any bread..."

"... but I had bread." Sometimes, Basilio had better things to do than to actually serve customers. Like hang out with them. First things first, after all.


"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

But it was a two-way street. If your kids needed watching -- Basilio might just do a little impromptu childcare. 

"You say hazelnut coffee..."

"You say hazelnut coffee..."

"You watch my store, I have to go pay my taxes."

"...I say *@#$ you." Caffe Latte has lots of good stuff. If it's not on the menu, then you can look elsewhere. Did we mention Cash Only?

"The vendetta. It's coming."

"You say hazelnut coffee..."

"The vendetta. It's coming."

No one was more loyal than Basilio. Getting on his wrong side, on the other hand, could be troublesome.

"Ooh La La"

"You say hazelnut coffee..."

"The vendetta. It's coming."

It's probably fair to say that Basilio was generally more attentive to women customers than to men. 

"What can I do for you? In the future, eventually."

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

Basilio would always get to your order; but on his time, not necessarily yours. It was worth the wait.

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

"No. Because I'm not going to make you a sandwich."

"Please let me have my coffee."

"Won't you wash your hands before you make my sandwich?"

"Please let me have my coffee."

"You haven't paid for it yet, so it's still MY coffee."

"Here are two coffees..."

"Here are two coffees..."

"Please let me have my coffee."

"The good one is for your wife."


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